feeling down? have a bacon.
*cradles you like a newborn infant while you have a bacon*
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.